1 00:00:05,740 --> 00:00:07,600 always smells so good. Do I? 2 00:00:07,900 --> 00:00:10,220 I don't know. Maybe it's the soap. I don't know. 3 00:00:10,960 --> 00:00:12,780 Soap? How could it be the soap? 4 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:17,560 Patty Patty uses soap every day, and she smells like salami sandwiches. 5 00:00:20,600 --> 00:00:22,040 What are you doing that for? 6 00:00:22,540 --> 00:00:23,540 To look pretty. 7 00:00:24,460 --> 00:00:26,140 I mean, with your mouth. 8 00:00:31,470 --> 00:00:35,290 So I won't get it in my eyes. I don't know why, but it always seemed to help. 9 00:00:35,530 --> 00:00:37,330 Oh, like choking up on a bath? 10 00:00:37,830 --> 00:00:38,830 Sort of, yeah. 11 00:00:38,870 --> 00:00:41,650 Boy, women sure do a lot of things to look pretty. 12 00:00:42,790 --> 00:00:45,170 That's not exactly what a woman wants to hear, Nicholas. 13 00:00:45,530 --> 00:00:49,070 Well, you look pretty anyways, even with all that slop on your face. 14 00:00:49,270 --> 00:00:52,010 Well, now that's better, but it's not exactly music to my ears. 15 00:00:52,330 --> 00:00:53,450 Should I try again? 16 00:00:54,710 --> 00:00:56,970 Maybe we should just both quit while we're ahead. Good. 17 00:00:57,210 --> 00:00:58,370 I've already got a compliment. 18 00:01:09,520 --> 00:01:14,580 There's a magic in the early morning we found. 19 00:01:16,760 --> 00:01:22,520 When the sunrise smiles on everything around. 20 00:01:25,460 --> 00:01:32,160 It's a portrait of the happiness that we feel and 21 00:01:32,160 --> 00:01:33,440 always will. 22 00:01:34,100 --> 00:01:38,020 Oh, it is enough to fill our... 23 00:01:44,140 --> 00:01:48,760 And our days like bright and shiny new dimes. 24 00:01:50,620 --> 00:01:56,360 If we're ever puzzled by the changing times. 25 00:01:59,200 --> 00:02:06,080 There's a plate of homemade wishes on the kitchen window 26 00:02:06,080 --> 00:02:07,080 sill. 27 00:02:07,880 --> 00:02:12,860 And eight is enough to fill our lives with. 28 00:02:24,430 --> 00:02:25,430 Good morning. 29 00:02:26,370 --> 00:02:28,670 The only good about this morning is it's Friday. 30 00:02:28,990 --> 00:02:30,170 You can say that again. 31 00:02:30,710 --> 00:02:34,010 You know, Tommy, if you want to be on time for breakfast, maybe you shouldn't 32 00:02:34,010 --> 00:02:35,670 stay out so late on school nights, huh? 33 00:02:37,090 --> 00:02:40,770 Oh, what's the matter, Tommy? Sprained your lips last night up on Makeout 34 00:02:41,050 --> 00:02:44,070 Oh, how do you know that he was parked up on Makeout Point? 35 00:02:44,890 --> 00:02:45,890 Personal observation? 36 00:02:46,550 --> 00:02:50,510 Yeah, Miss Big Mouth. Do you have sprained lips, too? Yeah, I think 37 00:02:50,510 --> 00:02:53,030 sprained her lips sticking her foot into her mouth. 38 00:02:53,640 --> 00:02:56,020 May I be excused? May I be excused, Nicholas? 39 00:02:56,660 --> 00:02:57,660 Sure, go ahead. 40 00:02:58,420 --> 00:03:01,740 It's very funny, Nicholas. I'm trying to give you a grammar lesson. It's may I 41 00:03:01,740 --> 00:03:04,720 be excused. Well, okay, can I? 42 00:03:05,800 --> 00:03:07,680 I thought you were going to wait for Irving J. Moore. 43 00:03:07,920 --> 00:03:09,340 Nah, I'll see him later. 44 00:03:10,660 --> 00:03:12,920 Hey, Dad, can I have an advance on my allowance? 45 00:03:13,180 --> 00:03:14,960 It's sort of a matter of life and death. 46 00:03:15,280 --> 00:03:19,660 No, it's probably a matter of Donald Darling, also known as Donald D. Arlen 47 00:03:19,660 --> 00:03:20,660 Super Jock. 48 00:03:21,040 --> 00:03:24,980 He drives his father's Trans Am and he's trying to monogram Linda Ives. No, no, 49 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:26,520 no. You mean monopolize, don't you? 50 00:03:26,740 --> 00:03:29,080 No, Dad, you give someone a monogram when you go steady. 51 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:31,000 Really? 52 00:03:31,140 --> 00:03:34,460 Somebody should write a book on the language and courting rituals of the 53 00:03:34,460 --> 00:03:35,460 century adolescent. 54 00:03:35,740 --> 00:03:37,420 They have to rate it B for boring. 55 00:03:38,340 --> 00:03:41,660 Well, I don't know if this is going to cover the cost of a Trans Am, but good 56 00:03:41,660 --> 00:03:44,560 luck. Just as long as it covers the cost of a monogram. 57 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:51,840 that I can never get used to in this business. 58 00:03:52,560 --> 00:03:55,460 A strident voice as a nine -year -old is the first thing in the morning. 59 00:03:55,680 --> 00:03:58,660 You really should be used to it by now, Andy. You'd think so, wouldn't you? 60 00:03:59,120 --> 00:04:00,180 Occupational hazard, I guess. 61 00:04:01,500 --> 00:04:07,520 Good morning, 62 00:04:07,640 --> 00:04:08,840 Nicholas. 63 00:04:09,580 --> 00:04:12,260 Good morning, Mr. Andrews. Good morning, Miss Hamilton. 64 00:04:12,580 --> 00:04:13,580 Good morning. 65 00:04:16,820 --> 00:04:19,339 Well, defer to an aggressive... 66 00:04:20,840 --> 00:04:22,079 somewhat abbreviated competitor. 67 00:04:22,680 --> 00:04:25,160 Thank you, Mr. Andrews. I'll see you at the faculty meeting. 68 00:04:34,220 --> 00:04:41,160 Thank you for offering to stay and help me clean 69 00:04:41,160 --> 00:04:42,079 the board. 70 00:04:42,080 --> 00:04:44,300 I got all the dust off your eraser, too. 71 00:04:45,200 --> 00:04:47,180 I think I know where it went. 72 00:04:47,400 --> 00:04:49,160 You're not going to spit on that, are you? 73 00:04:49,530 --> 00:04:52,270 No, Mr. Bradford, I'm not going to spit on it. 74 00:04:54,650 --> 00:04:55,650 There you go. 75 00:04:55,830 --> 00:04:56,830 All done. 76 00:04:56,890 --> 00:04:58,670 And I think we're about done here, too. 77 00:04:59,290 --> 00:05:00,290 Just a line. 78 00:05:05,010 --> 00:05:06,470 You need a ride home, Nicholas? 79 00:05:07,190 --> 00:05:08,810 No, ma 'am. I got my bike. 80 00:05:13,730 --> 00:05:14,730 Bye, Miss Hamilton. 81 00:05:15,150 --> 00:05:16,150 Bye, Nicholas. 82 00:05:16,450 --> 00:05:17,790 Thank you for all the help. 83 00:05:18,090 --> 00:05:19,090 You're welcome. 84 00:06:04,080 --> 00:06:05,080 Hiya, Goose. 85 00:06:08,960 --> 00:06:09,960 That's mine! 86 00:06:11,820 --> 00:06:13,800 Hey, Nicholas, what lovely perfume. 87 00:06:14,620 --> 00:06:15,900 My no business. 88 00:06:17,020 --> 00:06:19,640 And quit picking up guys' handkerchiefs. 89 00:07:14,640 --> 00:07:15,700 Well, Nicholas, how nice. 90 00:07:18,540 --> 00:07:20,280 You're my very first customer. 91 00:07:20,560 --> 00:07:21,560 Huh? 92 00:07:21,680 --> 00:07:23,680 For the art sale. Isn't that why you came by? 93 00:07:24,100 --> 00:07:28,200 Oh, yeah, sure. I guess so. I found your handkerchief, and I thought you'd like 94 00:07:28,200 --> 00:07:31,560 to know that it was found before Monday and all. That's why I brought it to your 95 00:07:31,560 --> 00:07:32,560 house on Saturday. 96 00:07:33,060 --> 00:07:34,060 Oh. 97 00:07:34,380 --> 00:07:36,340 I had a feeling you might have found it. 98 00:07:36,980 --> 00:07:40,980 You know, Nicholas, I think it's very nice that you came by to see me, but you 99 00:07:40,980 --> 00:07:42,680 mustn't keep finding things, okay? 100 00:07:46,360 --> 00:07:47,360 Nicholas, come on. 101 00:07:47,460 --> 00:07:51,000 Help me set these things out. Then if you're hungry, we can go in the house 102 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:52,060 have some tea and crumpets. 103 00:07:52,440 --> 00:07:53,640 Tea and trumpets? 104 00:07:53,960 --> 00:07:56,700 That's crumpets with a C. It's just an expression. 105 00:07:57,100 --> 00:07:59,080 Actually, I've got some blueberry muffins. 106 00:07:59,460 --> 00:08:00,460 Oh, boy! 107 00:08:10,840 --> 00:08:11,880 Here we are. 108 00:08:12,480 --> 00:08:13,580 Hot from the oven. 109 00:08:16,080 --> 00:08:17,080 Oh, good. 110 00:08:17,820 --> 00:08:19,500 Have a seat, Mr. Bradford. 111 00:08:22,200 --> 00:08:26,100 I guess I am kind of hungry. Oh, well, I think you'll like these muffins. 112 00:08:26,520 --> 00:08:31,360 And a piece, especially with lots of milk in it. It's very English, very 113 00:08:33,440 --> 00:08:34,440 Too hot? 114 00:08:46,319 --> 00:08:49,200 No, things just kind of break easy when I'm around. 115 00:08:50,300 --> 00:08:52,620 Not to worry. I trust you. 116 00:09:05,620 --> 00:09:09,400 Well, one way to ensure privacy in this house, say you'll do the dishes. 117 00:09:09,440 --> 00:09:12,040 Everybody takes off before you get a chance to change your mind. 118 00:09:16,490 --> 00:09:18,350 The men in this house are behaving strangely. 119 00:09:19,010 --> 00:09:20,250 What do you mean, strangely? 120 00:09:20,470 --> 00:09:22,430 I'd say it's downright familiar. 121 00:09:22,690 --> 00:09:25,690 Well, what is it with you guys, anyway? First of all, Tommy shows up for 122 00:09:25,690 --> 00:09:28,570 breakfast, and he doesn't need a bite, and Nicholas doesn't even show up. 123 00:09:28,870 --> 00:09:32,650 Yes, well, Tommy and I are merely exhibiting dissimilar symptoms of a 124 00:09:32,650 --> 00:09:34,850 malady. I beg your pardon? 125 00:09:35,490 --> 00:09:38,050 Love, my dear, plays havoc with the appetite. 126 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:55,360 Thank you, sir. It is me. 127 00:09:55,640 --> 00:09:58,440 Can I buy it? Then I'd really be a first customer. 128 00:09:59,200 --> 00:10:01,400 Of course, that is, if you really want to. 129 00:10:02,060 --> 00:10:04,340 Nicholas, what in the world would you do with an oil painting? 130 00:10:04,760 --> 00:10:07,600 Put it up in my room, next to my Wonder Frog poster. 131 00:10:08,440 --> 00:10:10,680 Well, I'm flattered. 132 00:10:10,900 --> 00:10:11,900 How much is it? 133 00:10:12,300 --> 00:10:14,000 Well, how much would you want to spend? 134 00:10:21,960 --> 00:10:27,060 three cents with me, but I get 54 cents back home, and my piggy bank is 57 cents 135 00:10:27,060 --> 00:10:31,020 enough. Nicholas, are you sure you want to spend that much money on a painting? 136 00:10:31,480 --> 00:10:33,220 Yeah, it's worth it. 137 00:10:35,060 --> 00:10:38,360 Well, you're in luck. The price is only 50 cents. 138 00:10:39,100 --> 00:10:42,800 I'll tell you what. You can take it home with you and bring the money to school 139 00:10:42,800 --> 00:10:43,800 on Monday. 140 00:10:44,120 --> 00:10:45,520 You can buy it on credit. 141 00:10:45,900 --> 00:10:48,060 Okay, but I don't have a credit card. 142 00:10:48,520 --> 00:10:50,700 You've got something better, an honest face. 143 00:10:51,120 --> 00:10:52,860 Well, don't you have to give me a bill or something? 144 00:10:54,260 --> 00:10:57,180 I don't think that's really necessary under the circumstances. 145 00:10:57,480 --> 00:11:03,740 Just a simple... On the other hand, this is a business arrangement, 146 00:11:03,960 --> 00:11:06,560 so I think a little documentation is in order. 147 00:11:12,300 --> 00:11:16,340 Here you are, Mr. Bradford. A formal memorandum of our transaction. 148 00:11:17,120 --> 00:11:19,000 And a handshake to seal a bargain. 149 00:11:20,620 --> 00:11:21,620 Bye, Miss Hamilton. 150 00:11:21,780 --> 00:11:22,780 Bye. 151 00:11:25,860 --> 00:11:26,860 Oh, 152 00:11:28,800 --> 00:11:31,160 Dr. Maxwell, this is Tommy Bradford. 153 00:11:32,260 --> 00:11:33,260 Whispering. 154 00:11:33,580 --> 00:11:34,580 Who's whispering? 155 00:11:35,800 --> 00:11:37,500 Yeah, fine, fine. 156 00:11:38,180 --> 00:11:39,320 Actually, not so fine. 157 00:11:40,260 --> 00:11:46,040 See, I hate to bother you on a Saturday, but... Yeah, I know I can tell you, Dr. 158 00:11:46,120 --> 00:11:47,120 Maxwell, but... 159 00:11:48,460 --> 00:11:53,000 Of course you've been our family doctor for years, but... We see it's personal. 160 00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:56,460 Extremely personal. Much too personal to discuss on the phone. 161 00:11:58,160 --> 00:11:59,160 You could? 162 00:11:59,960 --> 00:12:00,960 You would? 163 00:12:01,500 --> 00:12:04,040 Oh, Dr. Maxwell, that's terrific. Thank you. 164 00:12:04,400 --> 00:12:05,860 All right, I'll see you in about a half an hour. 165 00:12:06,500 --> 00:12:07,500 All right, bye. 166 00:12:08,960 --> 00:12:10,460 You just saved my life. 167 00:12:21,450 --> 00:12:23,610 Nicholas, can't you just close the door? 168 00:12:23,950 --> 00:12:25,670 I closed it, Dad. I even made sure. 169 00:12:25,950 --> 00:12:27,710 Well, next time, don't be so sure. 170 00:12:28,090 --> 00:12:29,190 What did you got there, Nicholas? 171 00:12:29,430 --> 00:12:30,430 Can we see it? 172 00:12:30,990 --> 00:12:31,990 Just a picture. 173 00:12:32,450 --> 00:12:34,890 Gee, I thought it was a pizza. Some pizza. 174 00:12:35,630 --> 00:12:38,030 I think it's very lovely. Where'd it come from? 175 00:12:38,810 --> 00:12:39,990 From Italy. Where else? 176 00:12:41,410 --> 00:12:45,590 Well, I sort of found it. I'm going to keep it up in my room where they can't 177 00:12:45,590 --> 00:12:46,469 look at it. 178 00:12:46,470 --> 00:12:48,650 Just make sure it's not on my side of the room. 179 00:13:57,780 --> 00:13:58,780 Well, 180 00:14:02,060 --> 00:14:04,140 you can stop worrying, Tommy. It's not fatal. 181 00:14:04,360 --> 00:14:06,320 You have a mild case of gingivostomatitis. 182 00:14:07,780 --> 00:14:10,180 Boy, I thought you were going to say I had trench mouth. 183 00:14:10,760 --> 00:14:13,180 Tommy, gingivostomatitis is trench mouth. 184 00:14:14,100 --> 00:14:15,460 Trench mouth? I'm ruined. 185 00:14:15,780 --> 00:14:17,920 Just hold on. It's not that serious. 186 00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:19,640 Are you sure? 187 00:14:20,030 --> 00:14:21,110 Yes, I'm sure. 188 00:14:21,830 --> 00:14:28,510 Ginger Trenchmouth is a byproduct of fatigue, anxiety, and poor nutrition. 189 00:14:28,970 --> 00:14:30,470 You've been worrying about anything? 190 00:14:31,010 --> 00:14:33,010 Staying up late? Eating a lot of junk food? 191 00:14:34,070 --> 00:14:37,490 Yeah. All right, I'm going to give you a prescription. 192 00:14:37,770 --> 00:14:42,130 You have to fill it out, follow the instructions, and try not to look so 193 00:14:42,390 --> 00:14:47,290 Not to look so tragic? Tomorrow night I have a date with Linda. The Linda Imes. 194 00:14:47,750 --> 00:14:48,750 Tomorrow night. 195 00:14:50,320 --> 00:14:51,360 Well, let me put it to you this way. 196 00:14:51,820 --> 00:14:54,840 It's not highly contagious, but it is mildly unpleasant. 197 00:14:55,300 --> 00:14:58,500 So I suggest when you see her to her door, you shake her hand. 198 00:14:58,780 --> 00:14:59,780 She'll think you're a gentleman. 199 00:15:00,020 --> 00:15:01,080 She'll think I'm an idiot. 200 00:15:04,680 --> 00:15:05,680 Fill this out anyway. 201 00:15:28,699 --> 00:15:29,900 Come on, let's go. 202 00:15:30,100 --> 00:15:31,100 Yes, I do. 203 00:15:31,880 --> 00:15:32,920 No, you don't. 204 00:15:34,860 --> 00:15:36,260 Lay off me, Irving. 205 00:15:37,220 --> 00:15:38,220 Nicholas, 206 00:15:39,240 --> 00:15:41,640 Irving. Stop it, both of you. 207 00:15:41,920 --> 00:15:43,360 Now, what's going on here? 208 00:15:43,660 --> 00:15:44,960 What are you fighting about? 209 00:15:46,460 --> 00:15:47,460 Nicholas. 210 00:15:51,720 --> 00:15:52,880 Look what you did. 211 00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:57,380 You ruined my whole picture. Now it's all falling apart. And it's all your 212 00:15:57,380 --> 00:16:01,240 fault. Irving J. Moore, I didn't mean to hurt your dumb old painting. 213 00:16:06,480 --> 00:16:09,900 What is all the ruckus about that can heat you down at the state capitol? 214 00:16:10,220 --> 00:16:13,200 Tom, look at this. Something strange is happening to this picture. 215 00:16:13,620 --> 00:16:15,360 What are those, hands? 216 00:16:15,860 --> 00:16:18,080 Don't you see there's another painting under the surface? 217 00:16:19,080 --> 00:16:20,120 Another painting? 218 00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:22,560 No. Really, Curly? Joanie? 219 00:16:22,780 --> 00:16:27,760 Oh, come on, don't be a... Thick in the mud. Mary, break out. Try something new. 220 00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:30,440 Something au courant, huh? 221 00:16:31,160 --> 00:16:34,320 Oh, I know, I know. How about a pyramid perm? 222 00:16:35,020 --> 00:16:39,340 Yeah. Joanie, will you just trim the split ends and spare me the Vidal 223 00:16:39,340 --> 00:16:43,020 routine? Mary, and the restoration was complete. Voila! 224 00:16:43,220 --> 00:16:44,980 A genuine Henri Matisse. 225 00:16:45,320 --> 00:16:48,480 See, someone had painted cows all over it, probably to hide it from the Nazis 226 00:16:48,480 --> 00:16:51,720 something. No, no, no. The Nazis occupied France, not Sacramento. 227 00:16:54,440 --> 00:16:57,920 Wait a minute. See, there are other reasons for hiding a valuable painting. 228 00:16:58,140 --> 00:16:59,140 Customs, the IRS. 229 00:16:59,540 --> 00:17:02,880 All I'm saying is that maybe we could have an expert check out the value of 230 00:17:02,880 --> 00:17:03,859 Nicholas's painting. 231 00:17:03,860 --> 00:17:07,460 How about Alan Thatcher? The arts editor of the Register? No, he's in the 232 00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:08,500 hospital with Anulsa. 233 00:17:09,079 --> 00:17:14,119 Wait a minute. Speaking of hospitals, I do know an expert, and he makes house 234 00:17:14,119 --> 00:17:15,119 calls. 235 00:17:15,440 --> 00:17:17,099 House calls? Hey, Mary, Mary. 236 00:17:17,300 --> 00:17:22,280 Greg Maxwell is a qualified art historian. In fact, he's even on the 237 00:17:22,280 --> 00:17:23,520 committee at the county museum. 238 00:17:24,040 --> 00:17:26,660 He should be able to tell the difference between a treasure and trash. 239 00:17:26,960 --> 00:17:28,119 I'll go call him. 240 00:17:28,339 --> 00:17:29,340 Go call him. 241 00:17:30,840 --> 00:17:32,380 Did any of that make sense to you? 242 00:17:33,260 --> 00:17:34,340 Nazis? Yeah. 243 00:17:34,560 --> 00:17:35,560 In Sacramento. 244 00:17:37,900 --> 00:17:40,920 Let's see. Gargle three minutes, six times per day. 245 00:17:41,680 --> 00:17:42,680 Yuck. 246 00:17:46,260 --> 00:17:47,560 Where's looking at you, kid? 247 00:18:18,380 --> 00:18:22,000 Does it meet the Nicholas Bradford peanut butter and jelly sandwich deal of 248 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,000 approval? 249 00:18:23,080 --> 00:18:24,640 Nope. Not enough peanut butter. 250 00:18:25,440 --> 00:18:27,880 Oh. Well, I'm a little out of practice. 251 00:18:28,700 --> 00:18:30,220 How about some milk and cookies for dessert? 252 00:18:30,900 --> 00:18:31,920 Don't you have any tea? 253 00:18:33,060 --> 00:18:34,180 Since when do you drink tea? 254 00:18:35,480 --> 00:18:38,000 David, how old do you have to be to get married? 255 00:18:38,820 --> 00:18:39,820 Married? 256 00:18:39,960 --> 00:18:41,640 Nicholas, are you planning to bite the bullet? 257 00:18:42,240 --> 00:18:43,900 Nah. I was just wondering. 258 00:18:44,340 --> 00:18:45,340 Fourteen? 259 00:18:45,920 --> 00:18:47,240 No, no. More like eighteen. 260 00:18:47,640 --> 00:18:49,720 18. I figured it'd be older. 261 00:18:50,060 --> 00:18:51,920 Oh, Nicholas, wait a minute. You don't even like girls. 262 00:18:52,220 --> 00:18:53,220 She's not a girl. 263 00:18:53,780 --> 00:18:54,780 Who's not a girl? 264 00:18:55,520 --> 00:18:56,520 No one. 265 00:18:56,820 --> 00:18:57,820 No one? 266 00:18:58,940 --> 00:18:59,940 Dr. 267 00:19:08,900 --> 00:19:10,120 Maxwell. Hi, Tommy. 268 00:19:10,360 --> 00:19:11,360 Why are you here? 269 00:19:11,700 --> 00:19:13,300 I came to see your father. 270 00:19:13,540 --> 00:19:14,540 But you can't. 271 00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:18,800 I mean, you promised. What about doctor -patient confidentiality? Max, good to 272 00:19:18,800 --> 00:19:19,800 see you. How are you? 273 00:19:21,080 --> 00:19:24,100 Tommy, please, do you mind letting Dr. Maxwell in the house? 274 00:19:25,380 --> 00:19:27,400 Max, it's right in here in the living room. 275 00:19:29,980 --> 00:19:30,980 In the living room? 276 00:19:31,560 --> 00:19:32,399 Hi. Hi. 277 00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:33,400 Take a look at this. 278 00:19:33,760 --> 00:19:35,820 Oh, interesting. 279 00:19:37,580 --> 00:19:42,080 Easy, almost unstudied, yet the control is obvious. 280 00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:47,670 Somber tones balance the use of light. 281 00:19:50,170 --> 00:19:53,890 The technique employs chiaroscuro. 282 00:19:54,350 --> 00:19:56,010 Well, I'll tell you this much. 283 00:19:56,250 --> 00:19:58,430 The talent is definitely genuine. 284 00:19:58,790 --> 00:20:00,830 So much for the AI -gotten art appreciation. 285 00:20:03,070 --> 00:20:05,610 Acrylic. So that's why it chipped off. 286 00:20:05,950 --> 00:20:07,630 Acrylic? Then it's recent? 287 00:20:07,990 --> 00:20:10,350 Oh, the lady is very much your contemporary. 288 00:20:10,730 --> 00:20:15,570 But the child, it's, um... Very difficult to tell at this point. 289 00:20:15,770 --> 00:20:19,970 You see, once the oils have cured, it's very difficult to judge the age without 290 00:20:19,970 --> 00:20:21,010 special equipment. 291 00:20:21,810 --> 00:20:25,550 But the hands seem to belong to that of a child. 292 00:20:25,750 --> 00:20:26,589 See the ring? 293 00:20:26,590 --> 00:20:29,770 Rings on children's fingers usually indicate royalty. 294 00:20:30,330 --> 00:20:31,330 Then it's possible. 295 00:20:31,630 --> 00:20:33,290 Oh, Abby, anything is possible. 296 00:20:33,490 --> 00:20:36,210 But I'm talking speculation, not verification. 297 00:20:37,390 --> 00:20:40,350 Frankly, Max, I don't know what you're talking. Could you be a little less 298 00:20:40,350 --> 00:20:41,350 mystical? 299 00:20:42,190 --> 00:20:45,690 I think you should take this to a museum and get an expert opinion. 300 00:20:46,150 --> 00:20:52,550 You see, the style, the color, the subject matter all seem to suggest 301 00:20:52,550 --> 00:20:58,370 that this might, just might, be a very valuable painting. 302 00:20:58,670 --> 00:21:00,230 Wait a minute, what's he talking about? 303 00:21:00,490 --> 00:21:04,330 You know, a few years back, they turned up a Rembrandt that sold at auction in 304 00:21:04,330 --> 00:21:06,290 London for over $1 .3 million. 305 00:21:07,630 --> 00:21:08,790 That was at pounds. 306 00:21:10,320 --> 00:21:11,820 1 .3 million dollars? 307 00:21:12,300 --> 00:21:13,720 1 .3 million pounds. 308 00:21:14,520 --> 00:21:15,740 What's a pound worth anyway? 309 00:21:16,080 --> 00:21:18,080 $1 .68 at the current rate of exchange. 310 00:21:18,840 --> 00:21:20,820 Wow, what's that figure cut to be? 311 00:21:21,300 --> 00:21:26,060 2 ,184 ,000 smackers. 312 00:21:26,380 --> 00:21:31,920 Boy, that's a lot of money for a pizza. Yeah, I can't believe it. The little 313 00:21:31,920 --> 00:21:35,120 twerp finds a painting and it turns out to be worth a couple of million. 314 00:21:35,420 --> 00:21:36,219 We hope. 315 00:21:36,220 --> 00:21:37,760 Dad's going to have it appraised. 316 00:21:38,160 --> 00:21:39,720 So it's only worth a measly million. 317 00:21:40,200 --> 00:21:47,080 See, divided by eight, that works out to $125 ,000 apiece. 318 00:21:47,240 --> 00:21:49,760 Hey, haven't you left a few people out? 319 00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:51,800 There are ten of us in this family. 320 00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:56,040 David doesn't live here. And Nicholas, shoot, Nicholas wouldn't know what to do 321 00:21:56,040 --> 00:22:01,940 with $1 .25, much less $125 ,000. But it's his painting. Yeah. So we'll double 322 00:22:01,940 --> 00:22:02,940 his allowance. 323 00:22:03,380 --> 00:22:06,440 Just think, $125 ,000. 324 00:22:08,110 --> 00:22:09,350 My own Trans Am. 325 00:22:10,350 --> 00:22:12,150 Several Trans Ams. 326 00:22:12,750 --> 00:22:14,870 You know what I've always wanted? 327 00:22:15,110 --> 00:22:18,430 A different pair of shoes for every day of the month. 328 00:22:18,910 --> 00:22:20,250 Every month. 329 00:22:21,090 --> 00:22:24,990 I wonder if John Travolta could be bought. 330 00:22:27,850 --> 00:22:28,850 Yeah, 331 00:22:30,090 --> 00:22:32,690 my very own daycare center. 332 00:22:33,330 --> 00:22:34,730 Supplies, playground, 333 00:22:35,450 --> 00:22:36,770 daffle of experts. 334 00:22:37,740 --> 00:22:38,740 Can you imagine? 335 00:22:39,900 --> 00:22:43,720 Producing, directing, and starring in my own movie. 336 00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:48,220 Yeah. A remake of King Lear. 337 00:22:48,660 --> 00:22:51,000 Why not remake War and Peace while you're at it? No. 338 00:22:51,260 --> 00:22:52,920 No, no strong female role. 339 00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:55,820 No, you guys are really too much. 340 00:22:56,420 --> 00:22:57,379 I mean, Dr. 341 00:22:57,380 --> 00:23:01,820 Maxwell mentions that Nicholas' painting just might happen to be worth some 342 00:23:01,820 --> 00:23:06,060 money, and you guys are already spending it. Hey, Mary, we're not spending it. 343 00:23:06,060 --> 00:23:06,649 We're just... 344 00:23:06,650 --> 00:23:08,050 Thinking about spending it. 345 00:23:08,470 --> 00:23:12,330 Yeah. I think you guys are being ridiculous, getting all worked up about 346 00:23:12,330 --> 00:23:13,330 silly pipe. 347 00:23:14,930 --> 00:23:15,930 Hmm. 348 00:23:16,610 --> 00:23:21,630 I wonder what a nice, small, but well -equipped medical clinic would cost. 349 00:23:26,370 --> 00:23:32,250 I am starved. Yeah. Well, how does a nice fresh lobster with a beautiful dry 350 00:23:32,250 --> 00:23:34,290 white wine sound to you? Sounds divine. 351 00:23:45,239 --> 00:23:46,240 Oh, hiya, Nicholas. 352 00:23:46,500 --> 00:23:49,940 We were showing it to Dr. Maxwell. He thinks that we should bring it down to 353 00:23:49,940 --> 00:23:53,320 museum and have the expert there examine it. Did you know that your painting 354 00:23:53,320 --> 00:23:54,560 might be very valuable? 355 00:23:54,880 --> 00:23:55,880 Sure it's valuable. 356 00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:57,260 I could have told you that. 357 00:23:57,740 --> 00:24:01,680 Oh, well, I'm not as smart about these things as you are, so that's why I 358 00:24:01,680 --> 00:24:02,700 thought we should consult with Dr. 359 00:24:02,900 --> 00:24:03,900 Maxwell. 360 00:24:04,500 --> 00:24:06,220 How come nobody consults with me? 361 00:24:06,760 --> 00:24:10,920 Listen, I understand how you feel, Nicholas, and I would have consulted 362 00:24:10,920 --> 00:24:11,920 if... 363 00:24:13,840 --> 00:24:15,520 Now it looks like I'm flying to an empty house. 364 00:25:45,840 --> 00:25:47,400 I don't think we should even tell him. 365 00:25:48,060 --> 00:25:49,460 What do you mean, don't tell him? 366 00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:50,840 He's a little kid. 367 00:25:51,260 --> 00:25:52,760 What does he need a painting for? 368 00:25:53,420 --> 00:25:56,420 I bet he'd swap it tomorrow for 20 baseball cards. 369 00:25:57,160 --> 00:25:58,360 What are you suggesting? 370 00:25:59,140 --> 00:26:02,680 That we take it away from him before he does something dumb with it. 371 00:26:11,800 --> 00:26:14,940 Don't worry. I'll take you someplace where they won't find you. 372 00:26:23,810 --> 00:26:24,810 Bye -bye, Francie. 373 00:26:28,030 --> 00:26:29,370 Hi, David. Hi, hi. 374 00:26:29,870 --> 00:26:30,709 Dad around? 375 00:26:30,710 --> 00:26:32,990 No, he and Abby went out to dinner. Their weekly escape. 376 00:26:34,310 --> 00:26:36,230 Any idea where he keeps my fly rod he borrowed? 377 00:26:36,470 --> 00:26:39,890 No, but as soon as we sell Nicholas' painting, you can buy a dozen fly rods. 378 00:26:40,130 --> 00:26:43,110 Are you kidding? I've seen how Nicholas paints. You'd be lucky to sell them for 379 00:26:43,110 --> 00:26:44,110 a dozen dead flies. 380 00:26:44,350 --> 00:26:48,050 Hey, Nicholas didn't paint it. He found it. And it's a monetary masterpiece, an 381 00:26:48,050 --> 00:26:50,750 economic work of art, a financial fresco. 382 00:26:51,700 --> 00:26:55,560 Frescoes are painted on walls, you dummy. So I'm a businessman, not an art 383 00:26:55,560 --> 00:26:58,100 critic. Would somebody please tell me what's going on? 384 00:26:58,480 --> 00:27:01,040 Oh, yeah. The Bradford Gallery is now open. Come on. 385 00:27:01,920 --> 00:27:02,920 Here, take a look. 386 00:27:04,540 --> 00:27:06,360 Hey, somebody moved it. 387 00:27:06,700 --> 00:27:09,880 Oh, I bet Nicholas just took it back up to his room. I'll go get it. 388 00:27:10,340 --> 00:27:11,680 Hey, would you check Dad's closet? 389 00:27:11,900 --> 00:27:13,100 See if my fly rod's in it? 390 00:27:13,360 --> 00:27:15,880 Relax, David. I told you we'd buy you a dozen of them. 391 00:27:16,160 --> 00:27:18,820 Wouldn't help. Dad would just borrow them all and forget to bring them back. 392 00:27:28,490 --> 00:27:29,530 That looks good. Thanks. 393 00:27:30,750 --> 00:27:31,750 Now, 394 00:27:32,190 --> 00:27:33,710 the lobster sounds good. 395 00:27:33,930 --> 00:27:37,070 Well, it ought to be. It's a surprise to me. Well, if we were like our free 396 00:27:37,070 --> 00:27:39,590 -spending kids, I would just order the whole menu a la carte. 397 00:27:39,890 --> 00:27:41,290 Did you hear Joni this afternoon? 398 00:27:41,610 --> 00:27:45,290 She was asking about the cost of renting a theater, an entire theater. 399 00:27:45,630 --> 00:27:49,070 At least she's renting. Nancy is spending the money that she doesn't have 400 00:27:49,070 --> 00:27:50,510 actual purchases or layaway. 401 00:27:51,879 --> 00:27:54,580 Maybe we shouldn't have told him anything about the painting until we 402 00:27:54,580 --> 00:27:58,040 sure just what it was worth. Let him dream. It's cheaper than rock concerts, 403 00:27:58,120 --> 00:27:59,740 movies, or disco dancing. 404 00:28:01,140 --> 00:28:03,280 I wonder what could have happened to it. 405 00:28:03,480 --> 00:28:06,900 Hey, the painting's not up there. What do you mean it's not up there? Did you 406 00:28:06,900 --> 00:28:08,280 look in Nicholas's secret hiding place? 407 00:28:08,560 --> 00:28:09,620 Yeah, and every place else. 408 00:28:10,280 --> 00:28:11,640 You don't suppose we had a burglar? 409 00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:23,540 We have some bad news for you. Yeah, we're afraid a burglar took our picture 410 00:28:23,540 --> 00:28:24,540 right out of the living room. 411 00:28:24,720 --> 00:28:27,720 It wasn't our picture, and it wasn't any burglar. 412 00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:32,800 You mean you took it? No, you took it, and I took it back and hid it. Where, 413 00:28:32,820 --> 00:28:36,280 Nicholas? Where'd you hide it? In a secret hiding place that nobody ever had 414 00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:39,100 before. Come on, Nicholas. We're a family. 415 00:28:39,340 --> 00:28:40,580 Yeah, sure and sure alike. 416 00:28:41,060 --> 00:28:43,700 Uh -uh. I'm not sure nothing alike. So there. 417 00:28:57,870 --> 00:28:58,769 Fantasy Island. 418 00:28:58,770 --> 00:29:00,070 Can I finish my coffee first? 419 00:29:00,330 --> 00:29:03,070 Oh, I'm sorry. I was so relaxed, I didn't even realize. 420 00:29:03,450 --> 00:29:04,450 It's okay. 421 00:29:04,610 --> 00:29:07,450 It's relaxing not being barraged by another spending scheme. 422 00:29:08,270 --> 00:29:09,390 You know, I've been thinking. 423 00:29:10,050 --> 00:29:13,570 Joanie really doesn't need a theater, but wouldn't it be nice if she could 424 00:29:13,570 --> 00:29:15,450 in the Shakespeare Festival in Stratford this summer? 425 00:29:15,810 --> 00:29:19,670 Yeah, but it might be even better if we could remodel the attic and then she'd 426 00:29:19,670 --> 00:29:22,330 have her room of her own. Give them all rooms of their own. 427 00:29:22,550 --> 00:29:23,850 I didn't have a bathroom. 428 00:29:31,690 --> 00:29:32,690 It's contagious. 429 00:29:33,370 --> 00:29:35,150 Remind me to call Max in the morning. 430 00:29:35,410 --> 00:29:36,389 About the appraisal? 431 00:29:36,390 --> 00:29:39,630 No, about performing a phantisectomy on the whole family. 432 00:29:40,030 --> 00:29:41,030 A phantis -what? 433 00:29:41,110 --> 00:29:42,210 A phantisectomy. 434 00:29:42,430 --> 00:29:46,230 It's just like an appendectomy, but you take away the fantasy instead of the 435 00:29:46,230 --> 00:29:47,990 appendix. I never heard that word. 436 00:29:48,230 --> 00:29:49,209 Of course not. 437 00:29:49,210 --> 00:29:51,170 I created it. I thought so. 438 00:29:53,310 --> 00:29:54,550 Don't you see, Nicholas? 439 00:29:55,170 --> 00:29:59,050 You're going to be depriving all of mankind of part of their cultural 440 00:29:59,900 --> 00:30:01,580 Do you want that on your conscience? 441 00:30:02,760 --> 00:30:04,060 Well, I guess it's okay. 442 00:30:04,440 --> 00:30:07,760 Oh, Joanie, I don't think that argument's gonna work. I mean, you have 443 00:30:07,760 --> 00:30:09,540 in terms of Nicholas's own self -interest. 444 00:30:09,780 --> 00:30:10,780 Watch me. 445 00:30:11,760 --> 00:30:12,760 Reasonable, Nicholas. 446 00:30:12,800 --> 00:30:15,560 Now, we can't live in a house with a million -dollar painting. We'd have to 447 00:30:15,560 --> 00:30:17,300 install a complete security system. Yeah. 448 00:30:17,500 --> 00:30:19,960 Now, would you like to have to use a password every time you went into your 449 00:30:19,960 --> 00:30:20,679 bedroom, huh? 450 00:30:20,680 --> 00:30:25,220 Yeah, that'd be great. And then only me and Tommy would know the secret 451 00:30:25,220 --> 00:30:29,280 passwords, so we can get away from a three -pushy... 452 00:30:29,520 --> 00:30:36,100 sisters all 453 00:30:36,100 --> 00:30:47,080 right 454 00:30:47,080 --> 00:30:52,820 kid we're just stash the painting we have ways to make you talk you know what 455 00:30:52,820 --> 00:30:58,440 ways do you remember that fu manchu movie the one with the crocodiles 456 00:30:59,160 --> 00:31:02,220 And it made you sleep with the lights on for a whole month? 457 00:31:02,820 --> 00:31:05,720 All right. No more concordats. Please. No more. 458 00:31:06,540 --> 00:31:07,540 The pictures. 459 00:31:08,560 --> 00:31:09,780 It's under Tommy's bed. 460 00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:16,040 It's not here. 461 00:31:18,320 --> 00:31:21,680 The squirt's been watching movies we haven't even seen. 462 00:31:23,720 --> 00:31:27,520 Yeah, after all... Hold it. Now, one at a time. Are you telling me that Nicholas 463 00:31:27,520 --> 00:31:28,520 is gone? 464 00:31:28,590 --> 00:31:32,170 No, Dad, the painting's gone. Nicholas is in his playhouse. He ran out and 465 00:31:32,170 --> 00:31:35,050 locked himself in after Elizabeth and Tommy tried to torture him. 466 00:31:35,270 --> 00:31:36,189 Torture him? 467 00:31:36,190 --> 00:31:37,190 It was just talk. 468 00:31:37,330 --> 00:31:40,430 Yeah, that was our big mistake. We should have tortured first, then talked 469 00:31:40,430 --> 00:31:41,430 later. 470 00:31:41,630 --> 00:31:42,850 I'd better go negotiate. 471 00:31:43,350 --> 00:31:44,670 Watch it, Dad. He's acting weird. 472 00:31:44,990 --> 00:31:47,730 I think he got hit on the head, or he's coming down with something. 473 00:31:48,330 --> 00:31:49,610 Coming down with something? 474 00:31:49,930 --> 00:31:51,170 Yeah, lockjaw. 475 00:32:00,399 --> 00:32:02,780 Nicholas, this is your father. Now let me in. No. 476 00:32:03,340 --> 00:32:06,340 Now, Nicholas, I'm too tired for huffing and puffing. 477 00:32:19,540 --> 00:32:20,540 Hi. 478 00:32:22,220 --> 00:32:25,180 Well, uh, do you mind if I sit down? 479 00:32:25,620 --> 00:32:26,620 No chance. 480 00:32:26,980 --> 00:32:28,940 Oh. Well, uh... 481 00:32:29,960 --> 00:32:30,960 That's no problem. 482 00:32:33,900 --> 00:32:38,960 Gee, you must be desperate. You haven't hidden out in this place since the time 483 00:32:38,960 --> 00:32:41,040 I put your pet plant to sleep. Remember that? 484 00:32:42,480 --> 00:32:43,480 What's the problem? 485 00:32:44,520 --> 00:32:46,380 They all want to steal my painting. 486 00:32:46,700 --> 00:32:50,620 Oh, no, they don't want to steal it. They want to take it to the museum and 487 00:32:50,620 --> 00:32:51,620 it appraised. 488 00:32:51,920 --> 00:32:53,880 It could mean a lot to the family, Nicholas. 489 00:32:54,280 --> 00:32:55,900 It already means a lot to me. 490 00:32:56,120 --> 00:32:57,420 I know, it's just that... 491 00:32:57,630 --> 00:33:01,850 If the painting is worth what Dr. Maxwell thinks it might be worth, it 492 00:33:01,850 --> 00:33:02,910 change your whole life. 493 00:33:03,150 --> 00:33:04,390 Seems different already. 494 00:33:04,830 --> 00:33:05,830 Yeah, I know. 495 00:33:07,390 --> 00:33:08,390 What's happening? 496 00:33:09,510 --> 00:33:12,670 I don't want to go to some museum and see my own painting. 497 00:33:13,010 --> 00:33:15,750 But the museum's not going to keep it. They're just going to examine it. 498 00:33:16,050 --> 00:33:19,530 Well, they heard it. Oh, no. They're going to take very good care of it. 499 00:33:20,150 --> 00:33:22,950 In fact, you can come down there and watch. 500 00:33:23,510 --> 00:33:24,510 What do you say? 501 00:33:27,750 --> 00:33:31,170 Well... But, Dad, you can't. The painting isn't safe with Nicholas. 502 00:33:31,470 --> 00:33:34,950 That's enough. Now, Nicholas has agreed to have the painting appraised, and I 503 00:33:34,950 --> 00:33:38,510 agreed that nobody else in the family would touch it until then. So that's the 504 00:33:38,510 --> 00:33:41,490 ballgame. Oh, but, Dad, what if it turns out to be worth a million? 505 00:33:41,730 --> 00:33:43,190 One step at a time, Susan. 506 00:33:43,410 --> 00:33:48,230 One step at a time. Just sit back and relax and enjoy your taco orgy. 507 00:33:50,110 --> 00:33:53,570 Hey, hey, let's hear it for the chef. Let's hear it for the chef. 508 00:33:58,640 --> 00:34:00,040 Hey, I had a good idea. 509 00:34:00,240 --> 00:34:03,200 What? With all the money that we're going to make, why don't we hire some 510 00:34:03,200 --> 00:34:06,880 starving artist and get a copy of the picture, and then we'll switch it on 511 00:34:06,880 --> 00:34:10,580 Nicholas, and he'll never know the difference. Oh, tacky, Tommy, really 512 00:34:12,860 --> 00:34:14,300 What's the matter? Bite your tongue? 513 00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:16,000 Yeah, I bit my tongue. 514 00:34:16,500 --> 00:34:20,820 Hey, Tommy, I was looking for your shampoo, and I found this. It says 515 00:34:20,820 --> 00:34:23,420 times a day. What's the matter? You got tonsillitis or something? 516 00:34:24,639 --> 00:34:26,239 No, it's not tonsillitis. 517 00:34:26,909 --> 00:34:30,230 Dr. Maxwell says I have this rare disease and I shouldn't eat crunchy 518 00:34:30,230 --> 00:34:31,230 a couple of days. 519 00:34:31,350 --> 00:34:32,350 I guess I forgot. 520 00:34:32,969 --> 00:34:34,330 What rare disease? 521 00:34:34,830 --> 00:34:38,449 It says here on the bottle, gingivus tomatitis. 522 00:34:38,730 --> 00:34:39,850 Ginger what -a -minus? 523 00:34:40,550 --> 00:34:41,550 French mouth. 524 00:34:42,650 --> 00:34:46,949 I think I'll go upstairs and boil my teeth. 525 00:34:49,050 --> 00:34:50,550 Hey, it's not contagious. 526 00:34:52,429 --> 00:34:55,630 If anybody blabs to Linda Himes, I'm going to use her toothbrush. 527 00:36:02,270 --> 00:36:05,390 Balance due from Nicholas for painting, 50 cents, KH. 528 00:36:36,650 --> 00:36:38,270 Been a hard day, huh, Nicholas? 529 00:36:54,770 --> 00:36:55,770 Oh, Tom. 530 00:37:03,610 --> 00:37:04,890 We may have another problem. 531 00:37:05,090 --> 00:37:07,370 Oh, keep it. We've used our quota through 1986. 532 00:37:07,650 --> 00:37:08,650 No, listen. 533 00:37:09,770 --> 00:37:11,330 Nicholas doesn't really own the painting. 534 00:37:19,450 --> 00:37:21,270 You mean Nicholas stole the painting? 535 00:37:21,510 --> 00:37:25,770 No, he bought it. The problem is he didn't pay for it. Oh, Dad, are you 536 00:37:25,910 --> 00:37:29,350 Yeah. I saw the bill of sale, and it says balance due 50 cents. 537 00:37:29,670 --> 00:37:33,470 50 cents? On margin? That's the best investment the shrimp will ever make. 538 00:37:33,850 --> 00:37:38,930 Who was the bill from, Ann? It was signed K .H. K .H.? K .H. who? Who's 539 00:37:39,110 --> 00:37:40,110 Um, 540 00:37:40,190 --> 00:37:44,390 I .M., Irving Moore, K .P .L., Kenny P. Landers. Who else, you guys? Who else? 541 00:37:44,690 --> 00:37:47,430 Face it, Joanie, we just don't know. Every kid Nicholas knows. 542 00:37:47,730 --> 00:37:50,710 Well, then we'll just have to find that kid, pay him 50 cents, and the painting 543 00:37:50,710 --> 00:37:51,710 will belong to Nicholas. 544 00:37:51,790 --> 00:37:52,609 End up. 545 00:37:52,610 --> 00:37:55,150 Unless, of course, that child never had permission from his parents to sell the 546 00:37:55,150 --> 00:37:56,150 painting in the first place. 547 00:37:56,440 --> 00:37:59,740 I say we get Nicholas down here and make him tell us who he bought it from. 548 00:37:59,940 --> 00:38:04,380 Yeah, we almost had Nicholas talking when we threatened him with crocodiles. 549 00:38:04,380 --> 00:38:05,840 more crocodiles now. 550 00:38:06,780 --> 00:38:07,980 How about Trench Mountain? 551 00:38:08,280 --> 00:38:09,440 What? Forget it, Dad. 552 00:38:09,880 --> 00:38:12,080 Let's forget everything except sleep, all right? 553 00:38:12,840 --> 00:38:16,600 I'll talk to Nicholas in the morning. In the meantime, I don't want anybody 554 00:38:16,600 --> 00:38:17,780 harassing Nicholas. 555 00:38:18,300 --> 00:38:19,300 Is that clear? 556 00:38:19,640 --> 00:38:20,900 Yes, Daddy. Sure. 557 00:39:13,600 --> 00:39:14,660 Come on, Tommy! 558 00:39:15,380 --> 00:39:18,260 First you wake us up, then you contaminate our bathroom. 559 00:39:18,620 --> 00:39:20,720 Just knock it off, or I'll breathe on you! 560 00:39:21,420 --> 00:39:23,980 At least Trenchmouth is good for a little privacy. 561 00:39:24,360 --> 00:39:27,360 Wait till you see how much privacy you get from Linda Imes. 562 00:39:34,320 --> 00:39:36,440 Nicholas, how about a little breakfast? 563 00:39:40,780 --> 00:39:42,660 Well, I thought you might enjoy eating in privacy. 564 00:39:43,700 --> 00:39:45,740 But Tommy's the one with the French mouth. 565 00:39:46,180 --> 00:39:47,640 Oh, good news travels fast. 566 00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:50,560 And would it be all right if I had a little talk with you over breakfast? 567 00:39:51,400 --> 00:39:52,900 Well, all right. 568 00:40:14,120 --> 00:40:17,920 Now that we know that you didn't find that painting, I've got to find out who 569 00:40:17,920 --> 00:40:18,920 sold it to you. 570 00:40:20,720 --> 00:40:21,840 I can't tell you. 571 00:40:22,140 --> 00:40:25,200 Please, Nicholas, there's a lot at stake here. I'm going to have to talk to your 572 00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:26,380 friend, K .H. 573 00:40:26,700 --> 00:40:28,480 No, don't. You can't. 574 00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:32,800 Now, listen to me, Nicholas. Suppose the painting is worth a lot of money. We've 575 00:40:32,800 --> 00:40:34,880 got to find out who it really belongs to. 576 00:40:35,100 --> 00:40:36,640 That's only fair to your friend. 577 00:40:37,040 --> 00:40:38,460 Do you think she'll get mad? 578 00:40:39,500 --> 00:40:42,500 She? Look, don't ask me any more questions. 579 00:40:43,410 --> 00:40:44,610 Wait a minute, why not? 580 00:40:45,350 --> 00:40:47,350 Because you'll laugh and spoil everything. 581 00:40:47,790 --> 00:40:51,390 Oh, no, Nicholas, I wouldn't laugh. Believe me, I'd never laugh at you. 582 00:40:53,030 --> 00:40:54,910 Miss Hamilton sold it to me. 583 00:40:55,610 --> 00:40:56,610 Miss Hamilton? 584 00:40:57,170 --> 00:40:58,170 Your teacher? 585 00:40:58,230 --> 00:41:02,570 Yeah, she is kind of pretty, and she does smile a lot with her eyes. And she 586 00:41:02,570 --> 00:41:04,170 let me clean out all the erasers. 587 00:41:04,590 --> 00:41:08,570 Oh, wow, she must like you an awful lot. 588 00:41:08,870 --> 00:41:09,890 You really think so? 589 00:41:11,440 --> 00:41:15,040 Well, she did let me drink tea out of those little skinny cups, you know, and 590 00:41:15,040 --> 00:41:17,600 she did trust me to bring back that money that I owed her. 591 00:41:17,880 --> 00:41:21,440 Wow. Well, she's going to like you even more if we're honest with her about the 592 00:41:21,440 --> 00:41:22,440 painting. 593 00:41:23,460 --> 00:41:26,720 Dad, are you going to tell anyone that we like each other? 594 00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:28,440 No, that's our secret. 595 00:41:28,960 --> 00:41:31,180 Does Miss Hamilton have to know that I like her? 596 00:41:31,940 --> 00:41:32,940 I won't tell her. 597 00:41:33,240 --> 00:41:34,560 Never? Never. 598 00:41:35,020 --> 00:41:36,260 Ever? Ever. 599 00:41:37,160 --> 00:41:41,440 Good. Then I won't tell her either, unless she decides to marry that creep 600 00:41:41,620 --> 00:41:43,320 Andrews before I grow up. 601 00:41:47,500 --> 00:41:48,860 Did you find out anything? 602 00:41:49,180 --> 00:41:51,780 Oh, Abby, this involves a lot more than a painting. 603 00:41:52,220 --> 00:41:54,080 Does it involve the mysterious cage? 604 00:41:54,820 --> 00:41:57,860 I'm sorry, but Nicholas swore me to absolute secrecy. 605 00:42:00,280 --> 00:42:01,280 Man talk, huh? 606 00:42:01,720 --> 00:42:03,460 Yeah, you wouldn't believe how manly... 607 00:42:09,870 --> 00:42:15,350 out with you if i have appendicitis no i did not have my appendix taken out last 608 00:42:15,350 --> 00:42:22,230 year linda linda why doesn't he just tell the truth are you 609 00:42:22,230 --> 00:42:24,570 kidding he'd rather have them take his appendix out again 610 00:43:06,380 --> 00:43:07,720 Yes. Oh, hello, Miss Hamilton. 611 00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:11,100 Oh, wait, I think I know you. Weren't you here last week trying to lift my 612 00:43:11,100 --> 00:43:15,760 house? No, no, we did meet once, but it was at the parents' night. Of course, 613 00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:19,560 there were 60 of us and only one of you. I'm Tom Bradford, Nicholas's father. 614 00:43:19,760 --> 00:43:23,700 Oh, of course, Nicholas. Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Bradford, but it seems that every 615 00:43:23,700 --> 00:43:27,700 time the doorbell rings, I... Oh, please, come in, won't you? Oh, sure, 616 00:43:27,700 --> 00:43:28,700 you. 617 00:43:30,320 --> 00:43:31,320 Have a seat. 618 00:43:31,640 --> 00:43:32,640 Thanks. 619 00:43:34,220 --> 00:43:35,260 Can I get you something? 620 00:43:35,690 --> 00:43:37,310 Some tea? Oh, no, thank you. 621 00:43:37,930 --> 00:43:40,470 Although I hear that you have some very nice china. 622 00:43:41,750 --> 00:43:45,790 I'm glad Nicholas liked it. And I can assure you the tea was mostly milk. 623 00:43:46,650 --> 00:43:50,290 What I'm really concerned with is the painting that he bought from you. 624 00:43:50,930 --> 00:43:53,550 Is it true that he hasn't actually paid you for that yet? 625 00:43:53,850 --> 00:43:57,190 I hope you didn't come all this way just to bring me 50 cents. 626 00:43:57,650 --> 00:44:02,210 Oh, no, no, no. I came to tell you that I think it's worth a lot more than that. 627 00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:05,740 A few dollars maybe for paint and canvas. 628 00:44:06,660 --> 00:44:09,060 But Nicholas was so eager to have it. 629 00:44:09,640 --> 00:44:12,860 Well, as the artist, I was flattered that he could see the resemblance. 630 00:44:13,900 --> 00:44:14,900 You're the artist? 631 00:44:15,880 --> 00:44:19,080 I probably shouldn't acknowledge a very bad self -portrait. 632 00:44:19,860 --> 00:44:21,900 But Nicholas recognized it was me. 633 00:44:23,360 --> 00:44:27,940 I guess a nine -year -old boy with a crush is both blind and all -seeing. 634 00:44:28,970 --> 00:44:33,070 If Nicholas should ask, be sure you tell him that you said crush and that I 635 00:44:33,070 --> 00:44:34,670 denied it on a stack of Bibles. 636 00:44:35,530 --> 00:44:40,670 Miss Hamilton, the self -portrait that you did on that canvas was on top of 637 00:44:40,670 --> 00:44:41,670 another painting. 638 00:44:42,090 --> 00:44:43,150 What was that? 639 00:44:43,930 --> 00:44:45,410 Yes, La Infanta. 640 00:44:46,490 --> 00:44:47,690 I beg your pardon? 641 00:44:48,170 --> 00:44:51,850 Oh, a child. The daughter of a Spanish king, 16th century. 642 00:44:52,190 --> 00:44:54,290 You mean that you painted over an old master? 643 00:44:55,290 --> 00:44:58,390 Hardly. I painted over my bad copy of an old master. 644 00:44:58,720 --> 00:45:01,020 I could hardly wait to cover it up with the self -portrait. 645 00:45:02,060 --> 00:45:03,300 I see. 646 00:45:04,840 --> 00:45:06,760 You painted both. 647 00:45:08,200 --> 00:45:10,160 Mr. Bradford, what's this all about? 648 00:45:10,700 --> 00:45:16,340 Oh, well, it's about... a very young boy 649 00:45:16,340 --> 00:45:22,560 and a very special lady and some tea and some sympathy. 650 00:45:23,620 --> 00:45:25,220 Deborah Carr did it better. 651 00:45:25,600 --> 00:45:26,820 All numbers, Hamilton. 652 00:45:27,080 --> 00:45:28,080 I doubt that. 653 00:45:29,770 --> 00:45:31,070 I doubt that very much. 654 00:45:57,200 --> 00:45:59,300 No, Nicholas, it's yours to keep. 655 00:45:59,720 --> 00:46:00,720 Thanks, Dad. 656 00:46:00,740 --> 00:46:03,260 That's all right. It's my pleasure to help you, Nicholas. 657 00:46:03,720 --> 00:46:08,180 You know, not only are you an astute patron of the arts, but you are an 658 00:46:08,180 --> 00:46:10,340 exceptional judge of exceptional ladies. 659 00:46:10,760 --> 00:46:12,040 Did you like Miss Hamilton? 660 00:46:13,140 --> 00:46:14,800 Oh, yes, yes, I liked her. 661 00:46:15,060 --> 00:46:20,100 In fact, if I were nine years old and single... 662 00:46:20,100 --> 00:46:24,760 So, there you have it. 663 00:46:25,040 --> 00:46:27,560 The painting is of no value to anybody except Nicholas. 664 00:46:28,320 --> 00:46:33,260 Why did he make such a fuss about where he got the darn thing? 665 00:46:33,520 --> 00:46:36,780 Oh, that doesn't matter. What really does matter is that the painting was 666 00:46:36,780 --> 00:46:40,960 Nicholas's, it is Nicholas's, and it will remain Nicholas's. Where he got it 667 00:46:40,960 --> 00:46:41,960 his business. 668 00:46:42,060 --> 00:46:44,500 And why he likes it is his secret. 669 00:46:44,900 --> 00:46:45,900 Oh, well. 670 00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:49,620 Do you think my own movie might have just diverted me from perfecting my art 671 00:46:49,620 --> 00:46:50,620 anyway? 672 00:46:51,320 --> 00:46:53,720 Right. I couldn't start the clinic for old... 673 00:46:54,010 --> 00:46:55,270 Another seven or eight years anyway. 674 00:46:56,010 --> 00:46:58,650 John Travolta, eat your heart out. 675 00:46:58,890 --> 00:46:59,890 John Travolta? 676 00:47:00,050 --> 00:47:03,390 Yeah, poor guy. Somebody's got to tell him they don't have to tour Europe 677 00:47:03,390 --> 00:47:04,390 without me. 678 00:47:04,690 --> 00:47:05,690 This year. 679 00:47:06,970 --> 00:47:07,970 Try it. 680 00:47:15,290 --> 00:47:17,150 You think she'll wait till I grow up? 681 00:47:17,370 --> 00:47:19,430 Oh, I don't think so, Nicholas. 682 00:47:19,670 --> 00:47:23,010 Not that she wouldn't want to. It's just that it's going to take you quite a 683 00:47:23,010 --> 00:47:26,350 while. And she knows that you would miss an awful lot if you tried to hurry. 684 00:47:26,850 --> 00:47:30,870 Yeah, I guess you're right. Everyone says mixed marriages are kind of rough. 685 00:47:32,030 --> 00:47:35,870 Well, I'm going to catch up with Derby before the team can show stuff to 686 00:47:35,870 --> 00:47:36,870 else. 687 00:47:42,310 --> 00:47:45,390 Someday when you speak of this, and you will. 688 00:47:58,600 --> 00:47:59,660 Ladies and gentlemen, Ms. 689 00:47:59,900 --> 00:48:01,660 Linda Irons. Hi, Linda. 690 00:48:02,080 --> 00:48:03,080 Hey. 691 00:48:03,260 --> 00:48:04,980 Linda, what are you doing here? 692 00:48:06,400 --> 00:48:09,800 I just wanted to talk to Tommy about all that rubbish he tried to feed me on the 693 00:48:09,800 --> 00:48:10,800 phone this morning. 694 00:48:12,380 --> 00:48:13,380 Well? 695 00:48:13,860 --> 00:48:16,840 Oh, come on, Linda. What do you want me to tell you? The truth. 696 00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:21,160 What's the real reason you can't take me to the film festival tonight? 697 00:48:23,300 --> 00:48:27,020 He just couldn't bring himself to tell you that he has gingivostomatitis. 698 00:48:30,320 --> 00:48:31,320 Trench mouth? 699 00:48:32,100 --> 00:48:33,340 Big deal. 700 00:48:33,900 --> 00:48:35,680 It's not contagious, you know. 701 00:48:36,360 --> 00:48:39,400 Tonight, however, you'll have to settle for holding hands. 702 00:48:39,820 --> 00:48:41,940 We'll pretend you're a gentleman.